
“Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.” ~ Bernard Baruch.“Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?” ~ Benny Hill.“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.” ~ Benjamin Franklin.“My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.” ~ Ashleigh Brilliant.
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I didn’t want to interrupt her.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield “I haven’t spoken to my wife in years.“A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.” ~ W.C.There is no cure for curiosity.” ~ Dorothy Parker “ Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’” ~ Anonymous.The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.” ~ Ann Landers “At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don’t.“All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.” ~ Casey Stengel.“My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.” ~ Caroline Rhea.Women marry men with the hope they will change.

